A Man Got Sentenced to 558 Days in Jail for Telling a Judge to "Kiss My [Butt]"
Stupid criminals aren't just known for dumb crimes . . . they're also notorious for making things worse AFTER being caught.
A man in Michigan named Darrell Jarrell was in court last week, and he was ALMOST off the hook in a minor trespassing case, when he decided to go OFF on the judge . . . just as he was about to adjourn.
Darrell shouted, quote, "I'm tired of this state. I'm ready to leave as soon as possible . . . It's trespassing. I could technically leave, and you guys could issue a warrant and as long as I don't return, you can just kiss my [butt]."
The judge didn't appreciate that, and hit him with 93 days in jail for contempt of court. That got Darrell even MORE heated and he started directing F-BOMBS at the judge.
After each one, the judge added another 93 days . . . sentencing him to SIX altogether, to be served consecutively. That's 558 days in jail for his foul mouth, which is a little over a year and a half.
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A Guy Got Arrested for Trying to Break into Jail
If you want to go to prison, you don't have to try this hard . . .
A 34-year-old guy in Pittsburgh named Charles Felder got arrested Saturday morning for trying to break INTO jail.
He tried to break into the lobby at four o'clock in the morning by kicking the glass doors and using garbage cans as battering rams. He ended up breaking the two-inch-thick bulletproof glass, but never got inside. He also ripped a door handle off.
He kept at it for THREE HOURS, and apparently no one noticed. They found him after he finally passed out.
He resisted as they loaded him into an ambulance to treat him for minor injuries, and he spit in a medic's face.
He's facing harassment and burglary-related charges. And now he's right where he wanted to be . . . in jail.
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A robbery suspect in Florida was caught on camera casually JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE to avoid being arrested. He was later apprehended.
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Five men broke into an ice cream shop in San Francisco early Saturday . . . but only left with "a bag of cookies"?
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