Here In HOUSTON...A Kilt-Wearing Sicko Shoved Antiques Up His No-Go Hole
This guy is 6-foot-6, 250 pounds, and likes to go around wearing a KILT. Now we know why: Easy access.
A 60-year-old man named Mitchell Vest is facing charges after he walked into two antique stores in Houston wearing a kilt . . . shoved items up his NO-GO HOLE . . . then put them back on the shelf.
He did it with a makeup brush and another item police described as a "hardware piece." Then at the second store, he did it with an antique bottle opener and some sort of vintage tobacco can.
All total, the four items were valued at just over $200 and had to be thrown out. Employees also sanitized their other items, just in case.
It sounds like he was there with his wife. Workers said they'd seen them both before and described Mitchell as "really nice."
He's facing charges for criminal mischief, and it'll be hard to deny he did it. There's security footage.
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A Man Brandished a Gun After Being Confronted for Having More Than "10 Items or Less"
The next time you get annoyed at a store clerk for allowing someone to BREAK the "10 items or less" express lane rule, consider this: There's a chance they're being held at gunpoint.
A man named Jessie Garrett was checking out at a Schnucks supermarket in Missouri last Tuesday when an employee confronted him. He was in an express lane for people who had 10 items or fewer . . . and he had more than that.
But rather than move, Jessie "lifted his shirt and showed the employee a handgun in his waistband."
The employee backed off, and the store called 911. The cops tracked Jessie down. He was still inside. He initially denied having a firearm, but the cops found a LOADED gun stashed on a nearby store shelf, behind some candy.
Jessie admitted to brandishing the gun but said he did it "playfully." He also admitted to lying about having a gun . . . but he said he had a good reason: He is a convicted felon, and he's not allowed to have a gun.
Jessie is facing at least two charges: Unlawfully possessing a firearm and unlawful use of a weapon. Both are felonies.
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K-9s do not need you to make their job EASIER. A police dog in California smelled out drug paraphernalia . . . that the driver had hidden in a dog treat box.
There were additional drugs "within a cat litter box."
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Police in Pennsylvania are investigating a burglary, where jewelry was stolen . . . along with 20 Zimbabwe '100 TRILLION' dollar bills.
The bills are worth about $1 million U.S.
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