A Woman Ran Up to a Urinal and Stabbed a Guy in the Butt

Every guy knows the #1 rule at the urinal is to look straight ahead at the wall, never left or right. But this has gotta be up there too: Never STAB anyone. (???)

A guy in his 40s was out at a bar in Toledo last Friday, and went to the bathroom. And while he was standing at the urinals, a woman ran in . . . and stabbed him multiple times in the BUTT.

Her name is Shahnaz Ali, and she's 41. It's not clear if they'd talked earlier or what, but the guy told police he didn't know her.

She stabbed him twice in the butt, then ran out of the bathroom and took off. But he got a picture of her car, so cops tracked her down at her apartment a few miles away.

Luckily he wasn't seriously injured, but the stab wounds did require stitches.

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(We haven't seen a mugshot, but this might be her. A Toledo woman with the same name did a local news interview two years ago about her kids' school, which is right down the street from where the butt-stabbing happened.)

A Lady Who Was "Likely on Drugs" Got Busted on 4/20 for Driving with a Missing Tire

Police say this lady was "likely on drugs." You'd almost have to be to do something like this . . .

A woman in her 40s got arrested near Vancouver, British Columbia last Wednesday after multiple people called 911 to report a car swerving back and forth on a busy street.

And when police got there, they noticed that her car was missing a TIRE.

It had all four wheels, but the front right one didn't have a tire on it. So she was driving on the rim.

They say she was probably on drugs, and that they tested her. They haven't revealed the results, but last Wednesday was 4/20 . . . the big weed-smokers' holiday.

Police say the same car was involved in an accident about an hour earlier. It's not clear if that's when she lost the tire, or if it was already missing.

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(Here's a photo of the missing tire.)