NUMERO UNO:
TRAVIS MUTHA-FOOKING KELCE!!
I love this man. Sadly ladies, he is taken, by an equally fine specimen BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE'S GOT STANDARDS WHICH IS SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!
2. Gronk, for his party spirit alone is my silver medalist.
Does he bang porn stars?? YEP. Do, I shrug that off because "that's just Gronk being Gronk"? ALSO YEP!
LOOK. AT. HIS. MUSCLES.
3. SIR THOMAS I WOULD BRAID YOUR HAIR BRADY
How hot is Tom Brady??
I would have left my family, friends, and the warm Texas weather to stalk him in the cold streets of New England. Now, he's in Tampa and somehow that is STILL SEXY! OOH, what I would give to smell his hair.
4. O.J. Howard plays for the Bucs. At first, I couldn't place what was making me want to drop panty; then I saw he was born in early November- typical Scorpio energy, something mysteriously sexy going on. I love his Insta bio too,
I HAVE NO CEILING!!
“Everyday Be Bout Yo Business”
5. Bashaud Breeland is a cornerback for the chiefs. Ladies, if you didn't know ...that's (IMHO) the most difficult position in the league. That means this is a dude ready to work for it. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE EFFORT!!!!
6. Nick Keizer is an American football tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League NFL. He played college football at Grand Valley State.
The Tight End body type IS. MY. KRYPTONITE. ALSO...HE LOOKS LIKE A KEN DOLL AND BITCH I'M BARBIE!!!!
7. Darwin Thompson played college football at Utah State and was drafted by the Chiefs in the sixth round of the 2019 NFL Draft. He's only 5'8 but that makes him so elusive as a Running Back. His smile reminds me of a picnic on a warm sunny day, so delicious. Seriously, the pics of him with a mask piss me off because I absolutely know what I'm missing.
8. Harrison Butker, nicknamed Butt Kicker, is an American football kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League. He played college football at Georgia Tech. He is second in NFL history in career field goal percentage with 90.08%----GUYS, I'm bad with numbers and even I know that's REALLY good!