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Target's New Christmas Cookies Make Santa's Boots Look Like Dongs!
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a chocolate-covered cookie with a picture of Santa's chocolate-colored junk.
Target is selling three-packs of dipped Oreos for $4 for Christmas. And people have noticed that one of the cookies in the Santa pack is SUPPOSED to be Santa's boots . . . but it looks TOTALLY like male genitalia.
Target says, quote, "We have not received any feedback directly on this item. The design is intended to represent Santa's boots."
(Here's a picture.)
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Motley Crue has launched its own line of hot sauce.
The limited-edition CRÜE hot sauce set is available for $75.00 and includes six hot sauces of different heat levels. The lightest is "Home Sweet Home Mango Pepper". The hottest is "Shout at the Devil Extra Hot".
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Listen to this girl realize she may have COVID-19 . . . while doing a TikTok taste challenge of a Starbucks drink.
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The 10 Trendiest Delivery Foods of the Year Are Deeply Unhealthy and Delicious
Last year, Grubhub released its annual list of the "trendiest" delivery foods of the year, based on the biggest jump in popularity from the previous year. And there were a lot of plant-based foods on that list.
This year? Ain't nobody eating anything plant-based.
Grubhub just released its list of the 10 delivery foods that had the biggest jump in popularity this year, and they're basically all comfort foods. Which fits for 2020.
The top 10 are: Spicy chicken sandwich . . . chicken burrito bowl . . . chicken wings . . . waffle fries . . . cold brew coffee . . . steak quesadilla . . . iced latte . . . fish and chips . . . strawberry shake . . . and roast beef sandwich.
Grubhub also says their biggest single-food order of the year was someone ordering 300 bean burritos. The runner-up was someone ordering 250 tacos.
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(Here's a map with every state's most popular food.)
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A Woman Suffered Months of Hallucinations After She Ate Gas Station Sushi
Sushi is just one of those foods you don't want to mess around with when it comes to freshness. So as tempting as it is, maybe DON'T pick up your sushi when you're grabbing eight gallons of gas and a pack of Marlboro Reds.
A medical professor from the University of Illinois just shared the case of a 34-year-old woman who ate five-day-old gas station sushi . . . and then began suffering HALLUCINATIONS, insomnia, and incontinence.
She had all sorts of tests as doctors were trying to figure out what was wrong . . . and when she finally was rushed to the hospital for seizures, doctors figured out she had a huge TAPEWORM living inside of her.
They gave her a pill to kill it, and she made a full recovery.
So why did she eat gas station sushi in the first place? She was hungry but all the restaurants were closed, and all she had in her fridge was the sushi she'd bought five days earlier.
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