1. A "Vag Beer" Made with the "Essence of Hot Underwear Models" Now Exists
A new "vagina beer" just went on sale in Poland. What's that? Apparently the brewers took the, quote, "vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models" and used it as an ingredient to brew the beer.
The promotions say that the beer allows you to picture the woman and, quote, "try how she tastes." Eww.
2. Behold the Smoked Watermelon that Looks Like a Baked Ham
Evan Lancaster from Foodbeast posted video of a New York City restaurant named Ducks Eatery and their "Watermelon Steak." They soak the melon in brine, and then SMOKE it, and THEN pan-roast it.
It ends up looking like a baked ham or a rare steak when you slice into it.
3. The Eight Best Dollar Menu Items You Can Buy Today
It's kind of amazing that you can still walk into a fast food joint today and buy something for a dollar. Like, isn't it almost scary that they can sell us something that cheap and still make a profit? What's IN that food?
But since not all cheap fast food is created equal, the website Thrillist just put out a list of the BEST fast food items you can get for $1 or less. Here are their picks:
1. Burger King's cheeseburger.
2. Del Taco and Jack in the Box's tacos.
3. McDonald's McChicken.
4. Sonic's mini tots.
5. Taco Bell's shredded chicken mini quesadilla.
6. Wendy's buffalo chicken ranch sandwich.
7. White Castle's cheese slider.
8. Jimmy John's day-old bread. Okay?
4. A bar in Chicago is serving SPAM-infused Mai Tais this month.
And instead of a glass, you drink it straight out of the can.
5. Guy Fieri is Opening Up a Fast Food Fried Chicken Chain
6. A Guy Is Busted Doing 99 Miles-Per-Hour to Try to Get to Taco Bell Before It Closes
A guy in Minnesota was busted for doing 99 miles-per-hour last month. And his excuse was he was, quote, "trying to make it to Taco Bell before it closed."