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A Woman's Pregnant Belly Turns Out to be a Watermelon Stuffed with Drugs
You know you're a good smuggler when the police praise you for having, quote, "creativity without limit."
And that's what happened with a 30-year-old woman from Sao Paulo, Brazil. She got on a bus in Paraguay this weekend, headed back to Brazil . . . but the authorities got a tip she might be smuggling drugs.
And they found she was . . . inside of her fake pregnant belly.
The woman had a hollowed-out WATERMELON stuffed up her dress . . . and inside the watermelon were four bricks of cocaine.
The cops were so impressed that they took several pictures and praised the woman's, quote, "creativity without limit" on their Facebook page.
They weren't impressed enough to let her go, though . . . she was arrested.
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The woman who voiced Disney's "Pocahontas" was arrested in two drunken incidents over three days.
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A Mayor Gets into a High-Speed Chase Where He Throws His Crack Out the Window
If this guy's the MAYOR of your town, what kind of insane place must it be?
A 55-year-old guy named Tim Currier is the mayor of a 12,000-person town called Massena in upstate New York. He was the police chief for two decades before he was elected mayor six years ago. And this guy goes HARD.
The county sheriff and U.S. Department of Homeland Security have been running an investigation on him for a while for selling drugs. And on Tuesday, they made their move to arrest him.
He took off in his car . . . and got into a chase with the police through the town. And as he went through an intersection, he threw some of his CRACK out of the car window.
The police eventually got him to stop and he was arrested on several charges, including possession of a controlled substance, tampering with evidence, and failure to comply.
Yesterday, he announced he was taking a leave of absence from his job as mayor to, quote, "seek professional treatment."
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Police in North Carolina criticized a thief for stealing two packs of Bud Light from a convenience store at 6:30 A.M., quote, "Bud Light is clearly not a breakfast beer."
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