Hidden Valley Is Selling a Christmas Stocking Filled with Ranch
Here's a Christmas gift for the person who TRULY has everything. The people at Hidden Valley Ranch are taking preorders right now for a Christmas stocking that's filled with RANCH DRESSING.
Seriously. The stocking is made out of plastic and it's got a spout on top. It's filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing. You can preorder it for $35 plus tax, and it'll be delivered early next month.
Or, you know, just take a few bottles of ranch and dump them in someone's stocking if you're looking for a DIY solution.
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Here's Melissa McCarthy on "SNL" talking about a Hidden Valley Ranch party in her mouth.
Twinkies Cereal Is Coming to Stores Next Month
So we're just dropping ALL the pretense that breakfast cereal is part of balanced diet, huh?
Post Cereals and Hostess have teamed up to make a TWINKIES CEREAL . . . and it hits stores next month.
The cereal pieces look like tiny Twinkies and Post says they, quote, "replicate the distinct taste" of Twinkies too.
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Turkey-Flavored Pringles Are Now on Sale Nationwide
Last week, Pringles sold Thanksgiving meal kits . . . filled with chips that taste like turkey, duck, chicken, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. And if you missed out, at least you can get one-sixth of the experience.
Pringles is now selling cans of Roasted Turkey-flavored chips nationwide.
And apparently, they taste just like a turkey that's fresh out of the oven. Delicious?
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Champagne Bottles of Miller High Life, the Champagne of Beers, Are Back on Sale
Last Christmas, Miller High Life fully leaned into its tagline as the "champagne of beers," and sold champagne bottles full of beer. They were a big hit . . . and now they're back.
Miller announced the champagne bottles will hit stores around the country this week for $3.49 . . . but you should jump on them quick if you see them, because they'll probably sell out fast again.
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Canned Pickle Juice Is Now A Thing, So You Can Stop Drinking It Straight From The Jar
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You Won’t Believe How Much Food We Eat On Thanksgiving
It’s hard to believe, but Thanksgiving is almost here. So while you’re planning your turkey dinner and preparing for what is most Americans’ second favorite holiday, topped only by Christmas, take a minute to digest these insane facts about the food we fill our plates with on Thanksgiving.
·About 46-million turkeys are eaten around Thanksgiving, according to the U.S. Poultry and Egg Association. And with the average turkey sold in supermarkets weighing in at just over 30-pounds, that means Americans are feasting on close to 1.4-billion pounds of turkey for the holiday.
·Americans eat between 2,500 and 4,500 calories at their Thanksgiving dinner. That’s equal to eating between four and eight Big Macs in one sitting.
·Campbell’s makes 40% of its annual sales of cream of mushroom soup ahead of Thanksgiving and most of it goes into the classic green bean casserole. “The Washington Post” reports that around 20-million Americans serve the side dish with their turkey dinner.
·During Thanksgiving, we consume 80-million pounds of cranberries - enough to fill almost eight Olympic-sized swimming pools.
·People buy nearly 19-million ready-made pies for the holiday, with pumpkin being the top choice.
·And somehow, despite all those extra calories, you probably won’t see the scales tip much after Thanksgiving feasting. A study in the New England Journal of Medicine finds the average weight gain during the holidays is only eight-tenths of a pound. And that’s something we can all be thankful for.
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