A Suspect Will Turn Himself in . . . If He Gets 15,000 Likes
We're through the looking glass, people.
There's a 29-year-old guy named Jose Simms in Torrington, Connecticut, and he's wanted by the cops right now for failure to appear in court.
So he offered the police a deal: He'll turn himself in . . . if his wanted poster on Facebook gets 15,000 likes.
The cops took the deal . . . and promoted it hard.
And it looks like it's going to work out for the cops.
The Facebook post with Jose's wanted poster hit 15,000 likes in less than one day.
There's no word yet on whether Jose has followed through on his end of the deal.
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A Guy Refuses to Give His Louis Vuitton Man Purse to a Robber . . . and Gets Shot At
You can pry this guy's man purse out of his cold, dead hands. And . . . um . . . that's almost what happened.
There's a guy named Jerad Kluting in Holland Township, Michigan. And he was walking on Monday night when a guy ran up to him, pulled out a gun, and demanded Jerad's bag.
It wasn't just any bag . . . it was a $1,700 Louis Vuitton man purse. And Jerad REFUSED to give it to him.
The guy fired a warning shot at Jerad, but he still wouldn't hand it over. Then the guy fired ANOTHER shot, and Jerad still wouldn't. Finally, the guy took another shot . . . and that one wasn't a warning, it was AT Jerad. Fortunately, that one missed.
The cops quickly tracked the guy down and arrested him.
So why wouldn't Jerad give up his bag? Quote, "I love Louis Vuitton and I saw this bag long before I could buy it and I saved up my money to buy it. It means a lot to me . . . it represents me."
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A Man Shoots Himself in the Junk, Then Drugs Fall Out of Him During Surgery
A guy in Washington state accidentally shot himself in the JUNK last month. And somehow things got worse for him after that . . .
27-year-old Cameron Wilson is a convicted felon who's not allowed to own a gun. So instead of going straight to the ER, he stopped off at a park to give the gun to a friend. (Not how I'd prioritize things, but okay.)
But somehow, the fact that he was hiding a bag of pot up his no-go hole slipped his mind. And doctors found it when it FELL OUT OF HIM during surgery. (It's worth noting that recreational marijuana has been LEGAL in Washington for six years.)
Police searched his car later on, and also found meth in a pair of bloody jeans. But he still wasn't done racking up charges.
Because after they issued a warrant a week later, he turned himself in. And when they strip-searched him at the jail, they found another bag of pot that was ALSO inside him. Apparently he was trying to sneak it into jail.
They also tacked on four charges for witness tampering after he called his girlfriend from jail, and tried to get her to cover for him. He's pleading not guilty to all charges, and is due in court next month.
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A Guy Explains He Didn't Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was "Receiving Sexual Acts" From His Passenger
Well this is a perfectly good excuse to ignore the police sirens and lights in your rear-view mirror.
A guy named David Herring was driving in Fort Pierce, Florida last week and he blew through a red light. The cops saw him and immediately got behind him to pull him over.
But even though their lights were flashing, David kept driving.
And when he FINALLY pulled over, he explained the delay to the cops: He couldn't get over immediately because his, quote, "pants were down" and he was, quote, "receiving sexual acts" from his passenger.
That passenger was a 55-year-old woman named Rhonda Koppenhoefer. And she had a Bud Light between her legs, a crack pipe by her feet, and a crack rock in her mouth.
She was arrested for cocaine possession, tampering with evidence, and possession of drug equipment. David was not arrested.
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MUST SEE VIDEO…..A woman in a stolen RV led police on a crazy high-speed chase in L.A. on Tuesday.
She was blowing through intersections, hitting trees, and hitting cars, with almost the entire front of the RV smashed off. She also had two dogs wither her . . . and one of them jumped OUT. She eventually hit a house, took off with the other dog, and got arrested. The reporter in the helicopter kept calling her a guy . . . and sounded like he was enjoying the whole thing too much.
Witnesses to the crazy RV chase were concerned what happened to the dogs. They're both alive and recovering, and don't belong to the woman who stole the RV.
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A woman in Louisiana fired a shot at a male friend when he refused to perform sexual favors on her.
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