A Guy Named Corey Feldman Stole a Friend's Car and Crashed It
You think it's tough in the real world for child actors? Imagine how tough it is for someone NAMED after one.
There's a 28-year-old guy in Clearwater, Florida, and his real name is . . . Corey Feldman.
And early on Monday morning, he stole his friend's Mercedes from a gas station . . . sped off . . . and wound up CRASHING into a BMW.
(There's no word on whether the friend he stole the car from is named Corey Haim. I mean, probably not. But still.)
Both of the people in the BMW were injured and needed to be hospitalized. Corey Feldman was also taken to the hospital with injuries.
He's been charged with grand theft auto, DUI with serious bodily injury, and driving with a suspended license.
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A Woman Is Arrested for Trespassing at the CIA When She Asks to See "Agent Penis"
I'm not sure it's smart to mess with the CIA. But if you're going to, please do it like this, because this is fantastic.
Last week, a 58-year-old woman named Jennifer Hernandez went to the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia every day for three straight days. She kept telling them she was there to see a recruiter, but that didn't seem to be true.
Finally, on the third day, she asked to see one specific person at the CIA . . . quote, "Agent Penis."
When the officers in front of the complex wouldn't let her go meet Agent Penis, she told them, quote, "Do you really think I'm going to leave?"
So she was arrested for trespassing. And boy is the CIA going to owe her a big apology if it turns out there really IS an Agent Penis and Jennifer was their top recruit.
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A Guy Is Arrested for Making a Homemade Dog Poop Bomb to Get Revenge on a Friend
You just can't be building homemade bombs in this day and age. Even hilarious ones.
There's a 48-year-old guy named Robb Stout in Portland, Oregon. And last month, he was mad at a friend for borrowing something and not returning it.
So Robb decided to get REVENGE . . . in the form of a DOG POOP BOMB.
He picked up a bunch of dog poop and stuffed it in a plastic toolbox. Then he used a battery, wiring, switches, and a car airbag to rig the bomb so that when his friend opened the toolbox, the poop would explode everywhere.
And it worked. The bomb went off and dog poop exploded all over the place.
Fortunately, the friend wasn't hurt. And Robb was arrested on a felony charge of unlawfully manufacturing a destructive device.
Plus when the cops searched his house, they found meth and a sawed-off shotgun, so Robb was charged for having both of those, too.
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