A Man with the Last Name "Bates" Is Busted For Exposing Himself . . . and Doing Nasty Things with a Toilet Brush.
There's a 47-year-old guy named Brian Bates from Spring Valley, New York. You have to imagine that growing up, with that last name, kids called him "Master Bates." And he's living up to that nickname today.
Last week, the cops in Paramus, New Jersey got a call that Mr. Bates was at a doctor's office EXPOSING HIMSELF to different people.
And when they got there, the cops found him naked in the bathroom, with the door wide open . . . and he was doing something VERY unholy with the toilet brush.
Yes, I'm saying you couldn't see where he'd stuck the handle.
Bates was arrested for open lewdness . . . and it's actually the fourth time he's been arrested on that charge in the past two decades.
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Two NUNS in California were just busted for embezzling $500,000 from the Catholic school where they worked . . . and some of it looks like it went toward their gambling trips.
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This is crazy: A high school teacher in California was arrested after she CUT a student's hair in class while she sang the "Star Spangled Banner".
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A Guy Committed at Least Six Burglaries but Was Too Drunk to Remember Most of Them
HIGHLIGHTS: A guy in Missouri recently committed a string of at least six burglaries, and cops identified him thanks to a tattoo of a cross on his left calf. But he legitimately doesn't remember most of the heists . . . because he was black-out DRUNK when he pulled them off.
FULL STORY: Sadly for this guy, your criminal activity counts against you, even if you don't remember it . . .
28-year-old Weston Reinke was arrested in Springfield, Missouri the other day for a string of burglaries.
He broke into at least three businesses, and tried to break into three more. Police identified him thanks to security footage that showed a tattoo of a cross on his left calf.
He stole hundreds of dollars in cash . . . three guns . . . an iPod . . . some jewelry . . . a TV . . . and a gold coin worth $1,000. Plus, a laptop and prescription pad he took from a doctor's office.
But when the cops started grilling him about the heists, he didn't remember most of them . . . because he was black-out DRUNK when he pulled them off.
He's facing at least four counts of felony burglary, and admitted he hasn't been making great decisions lately.
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