***UPDATE***
1. The woman who was kicked off a Frontier Airlines
flight over her emotional support squirrel says she's, quote, "going for blood" and plans to win so much in a lawsuit that she will, quote, "own a big portion of this airline."
2. Cops Following Behind a Drunk Guy On a Donkey
Here's an interesting seven-second clip for you. It's from Russia and it's a drunk guy in tiny swim trunks, and he's face-down and passed-out on a donkey that's strolling down a boardwalk. And two cops are trailing behind him.
3. A Guy Is Busted for Selling Drugs From His Apartment Right Across the Street From a Police Station
A guy in Pennsylvania was busted earlier this week for selling heroin out of his apartment which is RIGHT across the street from a police station. He's facing a felony drug possession charge.
4. A Postal Worker Stole Over $600,000 in Stamps to Fund His Gambling Habit
A postal worker in New Orleans is facing up to 10 years in jail for stealing $630,000 worth of stamps selling them on Ebay and using the money to fund his gambling habit.
5. The Cops Were Called to a Dominos
in Britain After Family Decided to Stage a Sit-In Protest Over Their Pizza Being Cold