1. Cops Are Searching For Two People Who Shoplifted $200 Worth of Diarrhea Medicine
The cops in Maryland are searching for a man and woman who shoplifted DIARRHEA MEDICINE from a grocery store three times earlier this month. They've stolen $200 worth of the stuff.
2. A Guy Jumps Off an Overpass to Avoid a DUI Checkpoint Turns Out He Wasn't Even Drunk
A guy in China tried to avoid a DUI checkpoint last Thursday by jumping off an overpass, and broke his leg. And the dumb part is he WASN'T EVEN DRUNK. He'd gone on a bender the night before, and thought there might still be alcohol in his system. But when they tested him, he was sober.
You don't see him land, but he scales a barrier to jump at :52.
3. A Woman Escapes From Her Handcuffs in Jail to Go Meet a Client For a Prostitution Gig
A woman was arrested for theft in Wisconsin last week. But she was only 97 pounds, so she managed to wiggle out of her handcuffs in jail and she left to meet a man at a hotel to pay her for sex. The cops caught her at the hotel and she was charged with escape and prostitution.
4. A woman in Virginia is facing charges after assaulting
a security guard on Tuesday and hitting him in the head with a fanny pack that contained a small PIGEON. Don't worry, the pigeon is okay.
5. There was a story last week about a deli worker
in Ohio who got fired for stealing $9,200 worth of cold cuts over the course of about five years. Now police say they won't be charging her with a crime.