1. A 45-Year-Old Man Threatened to Kill an 11-Year-Old Who Beat Him in "Fortnite"
A 45-year-old guy in New York was arrested on Monday night after he lost a game of "Fortnite" to an 11-year-old boy and threatened to go to his school and SHOOT HIM.
2. A Guy Is Arrested For Going to a Grocery Store and "Rubbing the Produce on His Buttocks"
A guy in Virginia was arrested on Saturday for going to a grocery store, grabbing pieces of produce, pulling down his pants, rubbing them on his butt cheeks and putting them back on the shelves.
3. An Idiot Huffs a Bunch of Spray-Paint, Then Attacks His Mom with a Spatula
A 30-year-old guy in West Virginia was arrested last Thursday after he huffed a bunch of spray-paint, and attacked his mom with a spatula. And in his mugshot, the lower half of his face is covered in silver paint.
4. Someone in Austria called the cops
when they thought they saw a dead body floating in some water. But it was just a deflated sex doll.