1. U of H and HPD Surprised 5 Football Players With Scholarships
2. A Browns Stadium Security Guard Was Practicing Chasing Streakers Before the Game Last Night
3. Someone Leaked a D*ck Pic of Cowboys QB Dak Prescott
4. Minor League Baseball Manager Decides to Run Around the Bases After Getting Ejected
5. ESPN’s Michelle Beadle is Mad at Football
and Says She Won’t Watch it Anymore Despite The Fact That She Hosts a Show That Largely Revolves Around Football