1. A Guy Steals Beer While Wearing a "This Guy Needs a Beer" T-Shirt
A 53-year-old guy in Florida was arrested last week after he broke into a Dollar General store and stole beer while wearing a t-shirt that said, "This Guy Needs a Beer."
2. Someone in Minnesota recently reported a 13-year-old kid
for selling hot dogs outside his house without a license. But instead of shutting him down, health inspectors pooled their money and helped him get a permit.