1. A Twerking Argument Leads to a Woman Biting Off Another Woman's Finger
A woman in West Virginia got upset on Wednesday when another woman TWERKED on her. So she bit off the tip of that woman's FINGER. She was arrested for malicious wounding.
2. A Couple Is Busted Having Sex in a Courthouse Stairwell
A couple in Louisiana was busted on Wednesday morning having sex in the stairwell at a COURTHOUSE. They're both facing obscenity charges.
3. Must See VIDEO: A Guy Peels Out and Immediately Crashes Into Another Car
Some jerk in a souped-up sports car tried to show off by peeling-out in the middle of the street but he lost control and slammed into a car in the other lane.
WARNING!!! Profanities
4. A Guy Hides in the Ceiling of a Grocery Store to Escape Cops Who Aren't Even Looking for Him
A guy in New Hampshire hid in the ceiling of a grocery store last Thursday, because he saw some cops and thought they were looking for him. Turns out they were investigating a bank robbery nearby, and he had nothing to do with it. But he fell through the ceiling and got arrested.
5. Two police officers in Georgia used a coin toss app on a smartphone
to decide whether they should arrest a woman for speeding. Now they're being investigated because a body cam recorded the whole thing. The worst part is that the driver actually won the toss, but they still arrested her.
6. A 24-year-old guy in Dallas parked in a handicapped spot last week.
And when a cop confronted him about it, he introduced the cop to his 15-year-old GIRLFRIEND adding that she was, quote, "gonna be 16 soon," so it was okay. The cop also found an open container in his car, and a bag of pot in the center console.