Earthlings have until Thursday to get their affairs in order -- if Pastor Paul Begley is right.
The Indiana-based evangelist says this Thursday's "Ring of Fire" solar eclipse, which will turn the sun into a burning crescent for Russian stargazers, will be a sign from God that the end is near.
Honestly, I'm not even ready for the weekend, let alone the actual apocalypse.
Anyone else wondering if this man, who is ironically from Indiana, is a Reasonablist? Hail Zorp!