Florida Man Arrested After Slapping Sleeping Girlfriend With A Cheeseburger

Florida Man does it again!

Kyle Jamison Jones, of Florida, faces a battery charge for allegedly slapping his sleeping girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger after some sort of argument.

Police were called to the 30-year-old man's home and found the girlfriend covered in bits of food. She told cops she was woken up by the beef smack, then claimed Jones pulled her hair and kicked her down the stairs. (NBC NY)

The cheeseburger part is very WTF, but the bit about kicking her down the stairs is straight up unfunny domestic violence. We don't know what started the fight, either, or what prompted him to slap his sleeping girlfriend with a cheeseburger, of all things.

 
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