I'm not a sports person, and I'm definitely not a fantasy sports person, so I didn't realize how seriously people took it. But I do now. Oh, I do now.
A 25-year-old Dallas man named Steven Shrout came in dead last in his fantasy sports league, and the penalty was either forking over $250 or lathering his nearly naked body in peanut butter and going to the dog park. He chose the more financially sound but morally dubious option. Thankfully, he was wearing a gold Speedo.