This story is delightful. I'm fully on Team Breastfeeding Mom.
This is a comment left on Facebook:
To the lady [at] Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist (sic) my child and very easily distracted husband sat near by. I don't think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*ck off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!
Normally I'd just be annoyed by OP, but instead the mental image of a woman squirting her breast milk at a nosy stranger is giving me a lot of joy.
h/t Scary Mommy