File this under Weird Things People Do In College.
A then 18-year-old Ole Miss student named Maxwell Taffin (now 21) was staying in his ex's dorm room at LSU when he was in town for an Ole Miss-LSU game.
When the victim returned to her dorm room Taffin said, “Check your fish tank.” She noticed the fish was missing and shortly after got an update on its whereabouts.
Poop. The whereabouts were Taffin's poop. He actually sent her a photo with a message that read, "Found your fish."
As for his ex... bullet dodged, lady. And also, sorry about your fish.