Man Who Killed Way Too Many Deer Has To Watch Bambi On Repeat

A poacher from Missouri was sentenced to jail for a year after illegally killing hundreds of deer, and he has to watch Disney's Bambi at least once a month during his incarceration. The dude killed the deer, took the heads, and left the bodies to rot. I would've made him watch Bambi once a day, but that kind of thinking is why I should never be a judge. 

My daily dose of Bambi is nothing, though. Check out what writer at Bar Stool Sports thinks would be a better punishment: 

Well that guy clearly sucks. However…making him watch Bambi? While it’s cute and all, isn’t that just letting him watch porn? He probably jerks off to Bambi’s mom getting shot. Sorry for the spoiler. So I’m not convinced making him watch Bambi is a real punishment.

Instead it should be like in that episode of Black Mirror when that woman has to live a nightmare every day with all the people chasing her and filming her. He should have to live in a simulation where deer are hunting him and leaving him to rot. I’m not positive if we have the technology for it quite yet, or if deer can hunt people without opposable thumbs to pull the trigger, but I’m sure they can figure it out. Have you ever played with one of those Oculus things? I see them everywhere now, I’m positive we can make it happen.

Fine, I'll go with what that guy says. Let's Black Mirror it up!

(The episode he's talking about is called White Bear, and it's my favorite.)


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