George Thorogood famously sang, "You know when your mouth a-getting dry, you're plenty high". Maybe he could update the lyrics to "when you're a-taking shots at fireflies you mistook for alien lasers, you're plenty high."
A couple from Pennsylvania had a "bad trip" on Bath Salts last weekend and thought that fireflies were aliens shooting green lasers at them.
So they did the natural thing. They grabbed a gun and tried to fight the invaders single handedly.
When police arrived to arrest the pair, 30-year-old Jesse Shields asked if he could first shower to get the "goo" off his body because it was burning his skin.
Pair high on bath salts shoot at fireflies they mistook for 'alien lasers': police https://t.co/nRNYLUSuLi— WGN TV News (@WGNNews) July 4, 2018