There's a new bubbly bottle sangria that's so strong (?) people are calling it a "fancy Four Loko". Sadly, I never tried Four Loko before it was pulled from the shelves, so that really doesn't mean a lot to me.
Capriccio Bubbly Sangria is 13.9% alcohol -- so, like... still about the same content as wine? Wine is 11.6% on average, and no lie, I always check the alcohol content before I buy. I don't want some weak ass wine!
Annnnd, the sangria has the equivalent of two glasses of wine per bottle. So if you drink two bottles, you've had like 4 glasses of wine. Which, yeah, is probably going to have you at least a little tipsy. And it's also going to give you a killer headache.
Buzzfeed found some amazing tweets from people who've tried it... here are my faves, including the one where someone says they got 'drunk f*ck lit'. HA.
These two separate people and I had seen a third post. This drink must have some secret shit they don’t include in the ingredients cause this wild asf pic.twitter.com/KvrnSyQ7bt— ICONIC INDY.G✨ (@StateofThe__) May 12, 2018
I had two Friday and woke up the next morning on the kitchen floor with a chicken tender in my hand— CHUN SEC👅🌈 (@secret_tate) May 14, 2018
I don't know what kind of soucery is in this bottle but it gets you. I feel like it's sangria mixed with 4 loko with a double shot of henny and remy.... it gives you the worst headache EVER but it's soooo good— iDreamOfHennii (@xoxoimanii) May 13, 2018
I never tried four loko but my friends that has say is the same... Capriccio is IN NO WAY sangria, is the devil’ blood. I really can’t remember how my nights ended when I drank it— N (@nikoniik) May 14, 2018
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by this Capriccio bubbly sangria #FancyFourLoko #DontLetThePrettyBottleFoolYou #ItWillMessYouUp #ChuggedItLikeGrapeJuice #LostMyDamnMind @BuzzFeed https://t.co/3begU6sJMb pic.twitter.com/ETKYz8u5KM— Rebecca Benson (@rebeccabenson_) May 16, 2018
Where can I get some?! HAHA....
Here are a few reviews from YouTube, where you can see people actually get all wasted. Good times!