The Post Oak has a Rolls Royce dealership, a helicopter pad, and individually monogrammed pillowcases in your room. Rooms start at $500 a night ($499 if you want to get technical, but we know that's really just $500 trying to look cheaper).
I sure as hell can't afford this place, and most likely, you can't either.
The presidential suite goes for $12k a night. The average Houston makes $61k a year (according to the Google). That means you'd get 5 nights at The Post Oak, and then you'd be broke for the year.
I know it's a business meant to make money, but I swear this is just Tillman's elaborate way of saying...