Two People In New Mexico Have The Plague, But Don't Panic

Two cases of the plague, "the same plague that wiped out somewhere between 75 and 200 MILLION PEOPLE in Europe between 1346 and 1353", have been reported in New Mexico. It's totally okay, though! Don't panic! Why not? Because BroBible says so, that's why. 

"The mainstream media loves to freak us the fuck out over disease outbreaks in the Summer because the news organizations need to keep the ratings up. Thankfully for us, they have plenty to report on these days with the political climate in the U.S. and we’re not forced to suffer through the usual Summer scare tactics."

Psh. Okay, BroBible.

 

If you are a little concerned about getting the plague, here's the deal.

The Black Death is usually passed to humans from infected fleas. The fleas come in contact with people because they live and travel around on the backs of rodents (rats, etc). The early onset symptoms of the plague include sudden onset of fever, chills, headache, and weakness…

Best of luck.

 
 
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