Picture it ... you're a public bathroom in a mall, and you have to go #2. This is already not an ideal situation, but it got worse for a guy named Steve.
I first noticed the man next to me by his foot tapping on the floor. Then it started to get closer until it rested on mine. Then I saw the shadow. THE FUCKING MAN WAS WANKING IN THE CUBICLE NEXT TO ME. 1 star. Would not recommend.
Hell naw. No wanking in public. NO WANKING IN PUBLIC.
h/t Mandatory