How not to handle the neighbors dog peeing in your yard

Florida man with the "better to be pissed off than pissed on" approach.

Armed with a water gun filled with his own urine, an elderly Florida Man squirted a woman several times as she walked her dog in front of his residence Saturday evening, according to a compliant affadavit.
Police charge that Joel Benjamin, 71, approached the female victim around 9:30 PM and “pulled out a water gun that contained his own urine.” The woman, 50, was walking her dog outside the Seaside Villas development in Gulfport.

Source: The Smoking Gun

 

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