'You were so drunk we gave you a lift home, love Cagney and Lacey'

A man, known only as David woke on Sunday morning following a heavy night out to discover a note from 'Cagney and Lacey'! ha ha The officers gave him a lift after discovering him too drunk to stand.
But instead of giving their real names, the note referred to the 1980s series about female New York detectives starring Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless. These police officers are badass!

[TV Guide 1982]