Slate.com has created a "name generator" ... where you can "Travoltify" your name. It's unclear how it works ... but for example, MERYL STREEP would be "Marcel Speerce," and John Travolta is "Jan Thozomas".
Naturally, they weren't the only ones to come up with this. EOnline.com also has one ... but it takes a little more work, because you have to create it yourself from a chart.
In case you missed what happened Sunday, here's a clip: