If you thought YOUR Valentine's Day sucked:  A 48-year-old in Florida brought a 47-year-old woman home on Valentine's Day, and when he woke up the next morning, she'd STOLEN HIS CAR.  She denied the whole thing when police caught up with her . . . then accused him of PAYING her for sex, then claimed he RAPED her.  Eventually she told the truth, and was arrested for grand theft auto and lying to police.