25-year-old Alicia Marie Popper of Bradenton, Florida was sitting by the pool at her trailer park on Sunday afternoon, doing the following things . . .
1. Neglecting her kids and not paying attention while they swam.
2. Eating a bowl of Ramen noodles.
3. Picking LICE out of her head.
Another woman at the pool reminded her they had rules against leaving your kids unattended, AND eating by the pool. They didn't have any rule about flicking lice out of your head, but that probably should've gone without saying.
And Alicia responded by THROWING her plastic bowl of Ramen noodles at the woman . . . including her plastic fork. It hit her in the neck, but obviously she wasn't hurt.
Alicia was still arrested and charged with battery.