Funny Or Die just put up a new spoof of "Sharknado", called "Sharklumbo". It's a detective show starring Columbo as a half-man, half-shark.
Which is actually a much BETTER idea than "Sharknado", and now you're going to wish they had made THIS instead. (He says, "Oh, and one more thing" after questioning every suspect ... but instead of catching them in a lie, he just eats them.)
This cat is riding a Roomba... In a Shark Costume!
And see how Shark Week has been Debunked