1. Chicks don't buy thongs for men, generally ... but shopping for them is TRULY spectacular.

2. The Croatian soccer team will never speak to the media again after photos of them were leaked. Sure, they might've been NUDE and romping around in their hotel hot tub. Shame on the news media, score for us ladies ... 

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3. WANT TO SEE SOME WORLD CUP HOT BODIES??!! Yaaaaas .... 

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4. ...but specifically, we should all thank Italy's soccer phenoms...

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