A 40-year-old DWARF in Kansas met a 14-year-old girl in Florida online on Tuesday, and she said she wanted to meet. So he drove about 1,300 miles to meet her. And he was in such a hurry he didn't make a single unnecessary stop, including bathroom breaks ... he just relieved himself in the car. But when he got to Florida, it turned out to be a police sting, and he was arrested.
Also, a woman wearing a shirt but no pants stole two boxes of wine from a Publix in Ocala, according to police.