[The Smoking Gun] On Monday night, a 25-year-old stripper was giving a 31-year-old guy a lap dance at a strip club in South Carolina, when she commented on his, quote, "sweet receding hairline."  And he responded by calling her a snaggle-toothed [b-word].  So she got up and started punching him in the face.  He ended up with a black eye, and she was arrested for misdemeanor assault.