A 39-year-old Argentinian woman injected her breasts with Vaseline. The petroleum jelly made its way into her bloodstream, and she eventually died. Doctors found a blood clot in her lungs.
This sounds like a crazy thing that no one would ever do, but apparently Vaseline penile injections are a thing in Asia.
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