Glue sticks available for purchase on Amazon. Not for use in vagina.
We can thank the fine people at Deadspin for putting together the best list ever. They scoured a database of ER visits and found that people had made hospital trips to have the following removed from various orifices:
20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS
"WIDE WOODEN DOWEL"
PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS
EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"
GLUE STICK <-- For the record, I'm horrified at this one. WHY?
SMALL FINGER VIBRATOR–"IT'S STILL ON"
"LONG BLACK OBJECT"
"WORMS COMING OUT OF PEE-PEE"—PINWORMS
PLASTIC BOTTLE OF CREAM (LID STILL ON)
NAPKINS IN VAGINA TO HAVE SEX DURING PERIOD
SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)
END OF CURTAIN ROD
Check out the rest of the lists -- oh yeah, there's more -- at Deadspin.
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