Soon, you'll be able to buy your very own rubber version of Farrah Abraham's naughty bits. Exciting, no? (FYI, this video is probably NSFW.)
As much as this makes me want to hit my head against a brick wall, we all have to admit that she's doing better than the former Teen Mom star who's sitting in the clink after refusing rehab.
What I Do, Job-wise: So. Much. Other than playing on-air every day (and on DO YOU HATE IT? Sunday nights), you might get an e-mail response from me if you write in asking to know the name of a song or whether we're looking for interns. I'm all over the place, like a ninja, but less stealthy.