Sarah Silverman gave a list of dos and don't to Glamour... here are a few of the highlights.

*Don't clutter your life with stuff you can't afford

*Do brush and floss your teeth every day for reals. (My dentist seconds this one.)

*Don't expect someone to "complete" you.

*Don't lack initiative.

*Don't talk sh-t about yourself.

*Do be nice to yourself. (And other people!)

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