I can't give this judge enough side eye.
A millionaire du Pont heir was given probation (!!!) for raping his 3-year-old daughter, because the judge didn't think he would "fare well" in prison.
He actually plead guilty to the rape in 2008, but it's just becoming public now because his ex-wife is also accusing him of raping their son while he was on probation.
NO ONE FARES WELL IN PRISON. IT'S F*CKING PRISON. (Gawker)
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