The balls on this guy.
Professional squatter Robert Carr of Ohio went into a family's home while they were away at a funeral, got rid of their stuff, changed the locks, and declared that the home was now his.
He claims the family abandoned the house and gave up their right to it.
There's a happy ending for the family, though. (Er... happy-ish?)
It seems Carr's squatting shenanigans finally caught up with him. He was arrested today on three counts of breaking and entering and three counts of theft, and is currently squatting in jail in lieu of a $40,000 bond.
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