I don't want to turn this into some 2nd amendment debate, but... maybe if you've managed to shoot yourself not once, but TWICE, you should not have a gun. Just maybe.
A police chief from Indiana shot himself in the leg when he was checking out a gun in a store. It got caught on his clothes, and next thing he knew, he had a bullet hole in his leg.
Fifteen years ago, he shot himself in the hand cleaning his gun.
Dude... you might want to look into a tazer as an alternate weapon. Seriously.
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