Man, Wal-Mart shoppers are hardcore. I shouldn't laugh about people fighting, but the image in my head is just so f'n funny.
A 77-year-old Walmart shopper (William Golladay) attacked a handicapped, scooter-using fellow customer because the disabled man tried to purchase 22 items in a 20-items-or-less express line.
The older gent actually counted aloud the number of items that the handicapped man placed on the checkout belt. When he got to the final number, 22, he told him that he couldn't use the express checkout line.Then he shoved his cart into the guy.
Walmart managers walked Gollady out of the store but he reportedly stormed back in and confronted Malherbe "with both fists raised." Employees intervened and called police, who found Golladay "uncooperative and... ranting about how the man in front of him was in the 20 item express lane attempting to purchase over 20 items."
Police arrested Golladay on charges of battery on a person 65 years or older.
I would bet money that the dude used the words "Put up your dukes!"
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