Picture it... a man who's paralyzed from the waist down finds a cute little fluffy stray dog and takes it home with him. Weeks later, he wakes us to a burning sensation in his nether regions, only to find that the dog has EATEN ONE OF HIS TESTICLES.
According to Gawker, "Meanwhile, adding insult to injurt, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated." Ouch.
What I Do, Job-wise: So. Much. Other than playing on-air every day (and on DO YOU HATE IT? Sunday nights), you might get an e-mail response from me if you write in asking to know the name of a song or whether we're looking for interns. I'm all over the place, like a ninja, but less stealthy.