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Picture it... a man who's paralyzed from the waist down finds a cute little fluffy stray dog and takes it home with him. Weeks later, he wakes us to a burning sensation in his nether regions, only to find that the dog has EATEN ONE OF HIS TESTICLES.

True story.

According to Gawker, "Meanwhile, adding insult to injurt, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated." Ouch.