This jackass got into a fight with his girlfriend over women's rights, and when she left the room to end the argument, he decided the next logical step to prove his point was to beat the sh*t out of her pet rabbit.
She [the girlfriend] told police she ... saw her boyfriend James W. Wertz, 28, abusing her pet rabbit by squeezing and punching it. She said he was hitting the rabbit so hard that blood was coming from its face. (CBS 12)
Just for good measure, he threw his girlfriend across the room when she tried to get him to stop.
He's been arrested, and thankfully, the bunny survived and is recovering.
Here's a cute bunny video to cleanse your palate.
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