Dear, sweet, silly man. A dude named Tom was kicked out of his house after leaving a comment online saying that he would happily give up his wife and kids for a night with model/actress Kelly Brook, seen below.

Tom's wife saw his comment, and now he's down one house, one wife, and one set of children.

According to the UK's Daily Mirror, Tom said:

"She is so sexy, I would leave my wife and kids for one night with her!"

A few other commenters scolded him for being such a douche, and then his wife chimed in:

"My idiot husband forgot his comments are linked to his Facebook account. You don't deserve our beautiful kids and I hope your brother has room on his sofa because I'm having the locks changed."

Oops.