Dude drove (drunk) onto a sidewalk and into a tree, and then proceeded to choke his girlfriend when she tried to get the keys away from him.

WHY IS HE SMILING IN THE MUGSHOT? Broseph, you have nothing to smile about.

He plead guilty to drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation. It's too bad he couldn't also be charged with being a smug a$$hole.

h/t Uproxx, Gawker

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