Ian Watkins then...
Oh dear god. Ian Watkins of the now defunct band Lostprophets "was sentenced today to serve 29 years behind bars and another six under 'strict probation,' for, among other horrifying things, the attempted rape of a baby."
So it's now an established fact that the dude is a horrible person. He's legit f'n awful. But I was still surprised to read this:
"I'm going to put out a statement on the 18th just to say it was mega lolz," Watkins told the female fan. "I do not know what everybody is getting so freaked out about."
Ian Watkins now...
(mugshot: BBC News)
Twenty-nine years isn't long enough. Not even close. (Gawker)
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